Things I have recently discovered

1. The yellow van that plays music gives popsicles and ice cream.
2. When mommy waters, I can have a drink from the hose.
3. I can throw tennis balls into the street and someone will chase after them like they are a dog.
4. I can open the doors in the house and escape to the garage.
5. Things such as the baby pool and the little playground in my neighborhood,are only for babies, not big kids like me.
6. Anything can become a sword.
7. Saying "all done" or "hot" will let me get out of eating something I don't want to.
8. I know what rules are and like to make sure that everyone else is following them. I will shout NO-NO if you are breaking the rules. None of these rules apply to me.