New Things I Have Learned

1. Mommy's coffee table makes a great place to run my woo-woos.
2. I am 2. or I am 3. Just depends on what mood I am in when I answer.
3. I can imitate almost any sport seen on the Olympics and recreate them in the living room.
4. Shouting the word "Nice" means that I am being nice.
5. Anything can be a microphone, including Daddy's electric razor.
6. Much to my surprise, Daddy is not outside at ball everyday, he is at work.
7. Everything is blue, because I say so.
8. Sitting in timeout is pretty hilarious, as is saying 2 after Mommy starts counting 1... before I go to timeout.
9. Grandma Adler has a snack drawer that contains cookies majority of the time.
10. Shouting "Go, Go, Go" and swinging my left arm makes me run super fast.